More like a rascally old uncle or a close friend of
the family than an employee, he had been working with my friend Dave
for almost twenty years. Arturo is one of those Mozambicans who can
do everything: look after the children while we go out, interpret
for the farm laborers, manage the household or prepare the pregos
and the prawns in superb Mozambican-Portuguese style.
Arturo does indeed have many talents - but above
all, he is the consummate ladies man.
He can not keep his hands and eyes off of them. Not
only has he accumulated a large entourage of lady friends over the
years, but he always has 4 or 5 girls on the line at any one time -
and they weren’t matrons of his advanced age either.
In keeping with his soaring testosterone level, they
were always 30 or so years younger than him.
Many times Dave set Arturo up in his cottage on the
farm with furniture, radio and other creature comforts. The day
would then come when Arturo would disappear again, and he would only
return months later.
By that time he had not only spent all his money on
the ladies, but paid for their services with his small television
and the last of his furniture
Arturo would then be much thinner and absolutely
broke. He would loudly lament the fact that he again allowed his
earthly pleasures to completely consume his worldly possessions.
After fervent promises of reliability and fidelity,
Arturo would then be reinstated in the household with much of his
former authority intact and things would continue much as they have
in previous years.
John, the farm foreman, did not approve of Arturo or
his easy life - and neither did and the rest of the laborers. They
believed he did not work as hard as they did but was paid the same
salary - and this while chatting with the boss and eating free food
in the comfort of the house.
Perhaps it was the knowledge of the swiftly
approaching seventh decade of his life, or maybe the rapid increase
of AIDS cases scared him, or maybe Arturo just decided to pursue a
lifestyle more in keeping with his years. Whatever the reason,
Arturo found a pretty eighteen-year old and decided to settle down
with her in his cottage on the farm.
Although
she could not read, it seemed that Precious was not just a pretty
face. She enjoyed the good things in life and Arturo was eager to
provide them.
What she did not want was to become pregnant
by a wayward, raunchy geriatric and then be dumped for a new girl.
She was painfully aware of Arturo’s past philandering and she was
going to make sure that she was his very last conquest.
She saw in Arturo a mature potential spouse and
provider - and she would ensure he became exactly that.
It seemed Precious ran a tight ship.
It was not long before evidence of Arturo’s
infatuation with the young Precious became glaringly obvious: Dave’s
daughter Candice found her best shoes missing and decorations and
other items began to disappear around the house.
The levels of Amarula liqueur and cognac also
dropped alarmingly – and now the persistent rumors of Arturo’s guilt
became impossible to ignore.
When a complete collection of rare sea shells
disappeared, Dave summoned John in his capacity as foreman. Dave was
determined to find the culprit – and the chief suspect in the
investigation was Arturo.
With Arturo busy at the house - and unbeknownst to
him - the two determined investigators made their way to his
cottage.
They were met at the door by the comely Precious who
was informed of the need to search the cottage. She reacted angrily
and refused to let them in, shouting and cursing in Swazi and
spitting like a wildcat.
What made matters worse was that Precious was having
a bath just before the intrusion and neglected to don a shirt before
answering the door. This caused John to loose his concentration in
mid-sentence often during the negotiations and stare wistfully at
Precious’s obvious bounty.
After much deliberation and repeated explanations by
the foreman that Dave was the owner of the farm - and therefore
owner of the cottage on it as well – the men were let inside by a
reluctant Precious.
Sure enough, there was the evidence: the missing
shoes, some unlabeled bottles with liqueur in them and the shell
collection which was proudly displayed on the window sill.
They also found a suitcase full of many smaller
items which were not missed up to now: knives and forks, two
gold-rimmed crystal glasses, a torch, and a couple of audio tapes.
When Precious perceived that her illegal hoard would
be repossessed, she became even more uncooperative and would have
swung her tightly clenched fist at John if her right hand was not
protectively wrapped around a small but obviously valuable item.
Convinced that it was jewelry, Dave ordered Precious
to surrender the item. She refused, and - in spite of the fact that
her soapy flesh complicated proceedings - she was forcibly convinced
by the foreman to do so. She sulkily surrendered a small plastic
container.
When questioned, Precious replied that it was
medicine given to her by Arturo.
"It is iPrevent" she haughtily informed them.
By that she meant that it was an oral contraceptive to prevent an
unwanted pregnancy.
The foreman examined the item, and it is at this
point that Dave said the room became very quiet.
Precious now stood with her arms folded over torso,
her eyes blazing with indignation.
John
slowly turned around and handed Dave the small plastic container. It
had a few elongated pale yellow tablets inside it. They stood in
silence as Dave read the label aloud:
"Baytril. For Prince. One tablet twice daily after
feeding."
Mitch
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several books on African wildlife and survival |
Prince was Dave’s ferocious Alsatian and the pills
were an antibiotic the vet had prescribed a couple of weeks before.
As Dave looked up, he noticed John was staring
intently at the pills. He seemed deep in thought.
He had a small smile on his face, and Dave said he
was sure he saw the beginnings of a grudging new respect for Arturo
in his eyes.